5 Movies That Are Bad Ass but need a tittle change by Sean Stevenson

Have you ever watched a movie that you thought was for little bitches but you suddenly realized that this is a dope ass movie that’s good as fuck? It happens to me like once a week and I always ask myself “why do you prejudge?” Is it the cast? The answer is that it could be but recently I realized what the problem is and it’s these movies have some weak ass tittles. So here are 10 movies that are good ass movies but their tittles are weak and they‘re in desperate need of a name change.

5. Girl Interrupted

Angelina Jolie is fucking hot bro and she’s mad psycho in this movie, but the tittle is too “Mom Jeansy“. Angelina Jolie and Winona Ryder had great chemistry and that reminded me of another on screen duo of the year 1999: Ed Norton and Brad Pitt, only thing is Fight Club is all about physicality, bonding with your boys, and fucking Tim Burton’s wife where is Girl Interrupted is all about psychology and being psycho cut throat bitches.

So for now on Girl Interrupted will be known by its new tittle: “Lady Fight Club“.

4. I Love You Man

This is a funny ass movie but the tittle is too soft. It doesn’t reflect how funny this movie was, Paul Rudd is my favorite puny bitch actor and that fat guy from Sara Marshall is always mad funny in everything he’s in. They should’ve gone with something that says we’re boys bro and “ I love you“ but we’re men about it.

So for now on I Love You Man will be known by its new tittle ”I Think That You’re Mad Dope Bro.“

3. Varsity Blues

Thats a gay ass tittle and it implies everybody is mad depressed and shit. This movie had steroids, Paul Walker, tits, Scott Cann, a 300 pound guy who chugs beers and gets concussions, racist ass John Voight, and Dawson but what they didn’t have was a sick ass tittle until now.

For now on Varsity Blues will be known as Livi‘n in the Fast Lane with Football, Chicks, and Roids: Starring Paul Walker.

2. Magic Mike

I love this movie for the male bonding but it’s about male strippers and I don’t want to come across gay as fuck when I say to my boys that I think it’s a good ass movie. All the dudes in this movie are jacked as fuck and Olivia Munn shows her tits but somehow saying that you like this movie makes you kind of gay.

So for now On Magic Mike’s new tittle will be “Magic Mike, No Homo Bro.“

1. Mean Girls

Lindsay Lohan is MuscleMommy as fuck in this movie, so is that Toaster strudel chick and the broad from Alpha Dog (On MuscleFest’s list of movies if you haven’t Seen yet you should kill yourself) but MuscleDaddys have been excluded from this films demographic because they’re trying to appeal toward teenage girls. This movie would be the most MuscleDaddy film of all time if they were to change a few things- it’s a film about some girl who grew up in the jungle, comes to America, poisons the queen with fats and sugars, dethrones her, and then makes peace for the greater good. That’s some good free shit if they were to focus more on those elements of plot and less on the teenage comedy aspect that they used to make the film more palatable to appeal better to their demographic of teenage girls and spinsters.

From now on Mean Girls will be known as “The South African Slayer“