The Pledge of Allegiance To All of Your Fellow MuscleDaddy’s.

Show me where you cockfuck from.

Now place your hand over your Bicep and repeat after me.

I pledge allegiance to my gym full of motivated like-minded individuals sharing a common goal in their pursuit of physical perfection, and to the bicep for which it stands as our symbol of motivation, One Goal, One Inspiration under Joe Rogan with liberty and Jackedness for all.