By Jack Jackerty

Wow. I can’t believe it.

I can’t believe I was asked to do a blog post. For MUSCLEFEST!

I’m honored to be here and quite frankly I couldn’t be more excited.

Now, first things first. I just want to say that everyone reading this is jacked as fuck. I mean you must be if you decided to read this blog. The only blog dedicated to the bicep!

That being said I just want to specify that when I said that everyone reading this is jacked as fuck I specifically meant your bulging fucking biceps. Those things are outta dis world. Holy Moley, dude. You need a number for a good Vet? Cause those pythons are sick. Nah I’m just messin with you but seriously you’re lookin mad brolic these days.

Anyways, I’m really jazzed to be here. Did I mention that? Prolly not.

Next thing I wanted to say is I’m really excited for the next muscle fest. It’s comin up soon and it’s a great place for all you muscle daddies and muscle mommies to come in and show us where you cock fuck from. And as all of you know. You don’t cockfuck from your mind, and you don’t cock fuck from you heart, you cock fuck from your big bulging bicep!

Fuck I’m pumped to be here!

If any of you are looking to come to the next Musclefest it’s either gonna be in the back room of a dive bar on Staten Island or in the beer hall half of a German eatery that serves fried pickles.

Musclefest!