Can we call Millennials “The temporarily immortal generation“? Millennials are doing one thing better than their parents and that is...

25 years ago I was in the greatest relationship of my life. I was dating this great guy who worked as a stand up comedian, we were dating...

Show me where you cockfuck from. Now place your hand over your Bicep and repeat after me. I pledge allegiance to my gym full of motivated...

Wow. I can’t believe it. I can’t believe I was asked to do a blog post. For MUSCLEFEST! I’m honored to be here and quite frankly I...

He’s America’s first ever jackedtivist and he’s rededicated his life to spreading awareness about the two headed muscle that lies on the...

Why do I go to the gym? “Why join a gym when you can just work out from home“? (Home gyms are for Mothers who can’t afford to pay someone...

Sure you get to see hot chicks in tight spandex pants but why would you want to see that when you can go to the weight room to admire a...

Chef Ulysses Ratard was born in the French Suburb of Assburg in 1989 and has been a professional chef since 2007. He has won national...

Have you ever watched a movie that you thought was for little bitches but you suddenly realized that this is a dope ass movie that’s good...

Cuck Norris counted to infinity... until his wife told him to stop counting and it was okay for him to come out from the corner now. Cuck...

As most of you know Muddles was my friend and mentor. Before his passing in January of 2018, him and I were sharing a room at the Cedar...

LITTLE BOY BLUE. HE NEEDED THE STAGE TIME. OHHHHHH

What's up bros? If you wanna do comedy nothing is hotter right now than a little self deprication but how do you do that while implying...

* Chef Ulysses Ratard was born in the French Suburb of Assburg in 1989 and has been a professional chef since 2007. He has won national...

For a short while a group of Muscle Daddy’s were assembled to take on an evil bowling alley that lied about several things including...

1. SELL OUT DA GARDEN 2. SUCK A GOOD DICK FOR STAGE TIME 3. FILL YOUR BRINGA REQUIREMENT 4. CRY ON A LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW 5. SEE NUMBA 3

MARY MARY QUIETE CONTRARY TRIM YOUR SET YOU RAN THE LIGHT BY 30 SECONDS AND JUST COST YOURSELF FEEDBACK FROM AN INDUSTRY BOOKER. OHHHHHHHHHH

GOOD OL MOTHER GOOSE. REMEMBER HER? SHE WON A NEW TALENT COMPETITION AND NOW SHES DOING DEVELOPMENTAL SPOTS. OHHHHHHHH

Its the age old question in comedy, even ahead of “can women be funny?” (I think Ali Wong’s Baby Cobra put that question to rest) and...

JACK BE NIMBLE, JACK BE QUICK, JACK BURNT OUT ALL OF HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY 3 MONTHS INTO STARTING COMEDY AND NOW HAS TO GO TO OPEN MICS...