Men who do Yoga are Pussies

Sure you get to see hot chicks in tight spandex pants but why would you want to see that when you can go to the weight room to admire a work of art that continues to strive for perfection? A physique that motivates you to be more productive in your daily life. Call me crazy but every time I sat in a yoga studio studying women not a single thought of motivation came to my head. I cant begin to explain to you the disappointment I have when I see a man in a yoga studio. Men are not built for flexibility, we’re built for power, we’re built for bulk. Say you’re out with your lady and another dude is disrespecting you and your girl but all you’ve been doing at the gym this week is stretching with the women- he who bones up with women, fights like one- and my dudes got a fresh buzz cut so there ain’t no hair to pull. You neglected bicep curls all week long in favor of the downward dog and guess what my man is gonna put you on the floor faster than you can say to your girl “hold your purse”. Lesson here is when you’re at the gym: stay out of the yoga studio, stay in the weight room. If you’re not up to lifting that day make yourself useful and spot other dudes who never quit, who never take breaks. Make sure you motivate them, let them know that

they got to keep pushing and that you‘re all finger tips but remember to enjoy your day off from the pump because tomorrow we’re going even harder.